AUSTRALIAN WOMAN WAKES TO FIND SNAKE ON TOP OF HER
Wakey wakey, hands off snakey.
Wakey wakey, hands off snakey.
This story comes with a really good joke.
And boy were they piste.
What, again?
Pandamonium.
Press once for No, twice for Yes.
Living in a material world.
Stupid safety!
It has been foretold.