WHAT SPARKED ANTARCTIC SCIENTIST STABBING: BOOK SPOILERS

Earlier this month was the story of a Russian scientist working at a remote Antarctic research station who stabbed his co-worker. We now know the reason for the attack – his co-worker kept revealing the endings of his books. In the first-ever attempted murder case on the continent, Sergey Savitsky, 55, allegedly flew into a fit of rage and plunged a kitchen knife into 52-year-old Oleg Beloguzov’s chest at Bellingshausen station on October 9. Savitsky — who had become an avid reader to pass the lonesome months at the isolated facility — was allegedly drinking when he flipped out over the repeated spoilers. The attack was also fueled by “tensions in a confined space,” Russian authorities said last week. Both men had spent year-long missions working together at the station. Beloguzov was flown to the nearest hospital, in Chile. He is expected to survive. Savitsky was flown home to Russia, where he will face charges.
* What a douchebagski.
* What was he reading, War and Peace? It’s not much of a spoiler to say the end of the book is, you know, peace.
* Well, we all have the ending of “Game of Thrones” to look forward to – if George R.R. Martin would just write it before he croaks.
* As they were carrying the guy out on the stretcher, he shouted out, “Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze! Bruce Willis is a ghost! Jigsaw was in the room the whole time! Gone Girl wasn’t really dead! The magic trick was real – Hugh Jackman was cloning himself!”
* How are we supposed to manage now without that Antarctic research?