ESCARGOT THEFT
Slugfest.
GERMAN PARKING METER EMBEZZLER
Ach du meter!
PRISON BREAK THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY
Prison break the way mother used to make.
ITALIAN MAN DRESSES AS LATE MOTHER TO GET HER PENSION CHECKS
Some sort of psycho.
BODY IN COFFIN SET FOR CREMATION BEGINS KNOCKING
Brother gets a bad rap.
JAPAN ATTACKED BY BEARS
Looking pretty grisly.
THIEVES DON’T WANT SAMSUNG PHONE
We’ll mug you when you get an iPhone, mate.
AUDIO: DOLPHIN CHARMS VENICE
Nothing’s worse than an attention whore dolphin.
AUSTRALIAN PRISONER SUES FOR THE RIGHT TO EAT VEGEMITE
He wants to die early?