AUTHOR KILLED PEOPLE, USED DETAILS IN HIS BOOKS
Write what you know.
DUREX ISSUES CONDOM RECALL
Not the kind of thing you want to hear.
SAUDI COUPLE JAILED AFTER KISS DURING DRIVING LESSON
It was just a peck on the cheek.
MAN FAKES DEATH TO SCAM HIS FAMILY OUT OF MONEY FOR FUNERAL
But then he answered the phone.
HUNGRY KANGAROOS TAKING OVER CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA
I, for one, welcome our new kangaroo overlords.
PILOTS FIGHT IN COCKPIT
Over lunch.
MAN ARRESTED BREAKING INTO POLICE STATION
Broke a glass door.
EGYPTIAN ZOO PAINTS DONKEY TO LOOK LIKE A ZEBRA
And they would have gotten away with it except for those meddling kids.