WOMAN SEXUALLY BLACKMAILED TIBETAN MONKS
Hey, buddha buddha buddha buddha… ssssswinnng!!!
TORTOISE STARTS FIRE
rrrrRRRRUUUUUNNNNnnnnnn!
BRAZILIAN BROTHEL ADDS TRUMP TARIFF ON AMERICAN SEX CUSTOMERS
We won’t stand for this!
PRISONER SMUGGLES HIMSELF OUT IN A SUITCASE
Imagine explaining that to the warden.
SURFER DISAPPEARS, FOUND ON REMOTE UNINHABITED ISLAND
No phone, no lights, no motor car.
RENT A JAPANESE GRANDMA
And not from a vending machine.
MAN SHOT IN HEAD CRAWLS OUT OF GRAVE, GOES TO CONVENIENCE STORE
And that’s how the zombie invasion started.