10-YEAR-OLD GIRL BEATS CHESS GRANDMASTER
Chickmate.
SELL TICKETS TO YOUR WEDDING TO STRANGERS
Who the hell would attend a wedding for fun?
SWISS DRIVER FINED $110,000 FOR SPEEDING
20 mph over the limit.
WOMAN FINDS, RETURNS $1,000 CASH
Ain’t life (a) grand.
600 WATERMELONS STOLEN
Some melon head.
AUDIO: PASSENGER HANGS ON TO OUTSIDE OF BULLET TRAIN
Pulled a fast one.
ROMANTIC COUPLE PARKS ON SCENIC OVERLOOK AND… YOU KNOW
“I’m really falling for you.” “Ditto.”
HELICOPTER PILOT LANDS CHOPPER DURING HEART ATTACK
Screenplay alert!
JET PASSENGER SLAPS MAN HAVING A PANIC ATTACK
Pull yourself together, man!