SKYDIVER STUCK ON TAIL OF PLANE
Gerrronnniiiimmmshiiiiiiittt!
WORKER FIRED FOR COMING TO WORK TOO EARLY
Beat the traffic?
JAPANESE MAN CALLS POLICE TO TELL THEM HE’S GOING TO ROB A STORE
Guy puts the “me” in CrimeStoppers.
AIR INDIA FORGOT IT HAD A PLANE
Plane crazy.
BRITAIN’S CROWN JEWELS (DISPLAY CASE) ASSAULTED WITH PUDDING
Yellow matter custard.
WORKING TO MAKE DENTIST DRILLS SOUND LESS SCARY
And good luck with that.
THIEF SWALLOWS MINIATURE FABERGE EGG
This guy is hard-boiled.
WOMAN IN COURT FOR GOING WRONG WAY ON AN ESCALATOR
Crime in England is escalating.