PILOT TURNS ON AUTOPILOT SET FOR ZERO FEET
Nosedivelarity ensues.
AUDIO: FLIGHT ATTENDANT BREASTFEEDS PASSENGER’S BABY
At lease somebody got a free in-flight meal.
FISHERMAN TRAPPED ON CLIFF BY ANGRY SEALS
Angry, angry seals.
MORTUARY EMPLOYEES ARRESTED FOR STEALING EYES
Poor John Anderton.
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH AT GROCERY STORE CHECKOUT
It’s the safeway to have a baby.
DRIVER OFFERS TO PAY FOR MEAL OF OFFICER BEHIND HIM
Gets busted for DUI as a thank-you.