AIR TRAVELER CAUGHT WITH LOAD OF LIVE LEECHES
Sucker.
MARLIN INJURES TWO FISHERMEN
Jumped into the boat.
LONDON PUB TO HOLD NAKED NIGHT
Belly up to the bar.
INDIAN WOMAN COVERS CAR IN COW DUNG TO BEAT THE HEAT
Is there nothing that it can’t do?
MEXICAN COMMUTERS BUY FAKE PHONES TO GIVE TO MUGGERS
Quite the money-saver.
AUDIO: FRENCH TOWN OFFERS FREE VIAGRA TO INCREASE BIRTH RATE
And that’s a firm offer.
ASTRONOMERS DISCOVER SOURCE OF MYSTERIOUS WAVES: THE MICROWAVE OVEN
17-year mystery solved.
MAN CLIMBS EIFFEL TOWER
Mon dieu.
MAYOCHUP MEANS “S–TFACED” IN CREE
Hold the mayo.
THE COW KISSING CHALLENGE
How dare he!