MYSTERY SAFE OPENED, TREASURE FOUND

An Australian actor named Chrisiaan Van Vuuren wrote on Twitter that a friend of his had found a buried, locked safe five years ago. Since then, the two have been wondering what spectacular treasures could be hidden inside. Last week, they finally opened it with a metal grinder, only to find that the safe contained the most precious treasure of all: one single condom. But not just any condom – it was a promotional branded condom, from the 2002 movie “xXx” (or “Triple X”) staring Vin Diesel.
* Well, they always talk about safe sex.
* I’m surprised it wasn’t from the movie “Houdini.”
* These guys were almost as disappointed as the people who went to see “xXx.”
* Nineteen years ago, somewhere, there was a very frustrated safe owner who couldn’t remember the combination.
* A condom in a safe. Try carrying THAT around in your back pocket.