FATHER COMPLAINS AFTER TODDLER FALLS IN SHEEP POOP AT PARK

A furious British father demanded a refund after visiting the popular Yorkshire Sculpture Park after his two-year-old child fell into a pile of sheep poo. The park is an open-air gallery displaying work by British and international artists. But a review on the TripAdvisor website, posted on June 11, reads: “The cafe – an open window – had no child friendly food and the staff members seemed more concerned about standing in the back and talking amongst themselves than actually doing their jobs. The worst part was my 2-year-old little boy falling into a giant pile of wet and sloppy sheep poo, causing him to not only be covered in it but at risk of being ill and traumatized. He was extremely upset not to mention the fact we now have ruined clothing items. I saw plenty of staff riding around on vehicles with nothing else in them so I politely suggest that you utilize your staff to clean up after the animals and at least form an actual designated pathway for all including especially prams and young children. I will not be returning and will be requesting an official refund for this occasion.”
* Get. Me. Your. Manager. Now.
* Is the father’s name Karen?
* Maybe the park doesn’t want you back if your kid’s just going to be spreading crap all over the place.
* Why sheep at an outdoor sculpture park? Too cheap for lawnmowers?
* I’m not sure it was the kid who was traumatized.
* And can you really be traumatized by poop when you’re not even toilet trained yet? Isn’t “wet and sloppy” poop pretty much an everyday thing?