FEMALE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS MARCH IN HIGH HEELS

Official photos of female cadets in the Ukrainian Army emerged over the weekend showing the ladies marching in camouflage army uniforms… and high-heeled shoes. Appearing in a parade marking the Ukraine’s 30 years of independence, the woman all wore identical black, mid-heel shoes. Cadet Ivanna Medvid said, “It is slightly harder than in army boots but we are trying.” The choice of footwear sparked a torrent of criticism on social media and in the Ukrainian parliament. One member of parliament, Inna Sovsun, said, “It is hard to imagine a more idiotic, harmful idea.”
* No it’s not – what about stilts?
* They won’t complain once the female soldiers all pull a government service revolver out of their matching Tory Burch T-Monogram Clutch Purse.
* Some of the criticism was from men who wanted the female cadets to go all the way to stiletto heels.
* No longer will Ukranian kids be able to tease, “You mother wears army boots.”
* It’s bad enough when soldiers suffer trenchfoot, but now they’ve got bunions to worry about.
* Not to be left out, the male Ukranian soldiers have all been issued khaki thong u-trou.