WOMAN GIVES ROBBER ORAL SEX TO STALL HIM UNTIL POLICE ARRIVE
There goes my hero.
LOST DRIVER SPENDS 18 DAYS LOST IN OUTBACK
The wilderness, not the restaurant.
GOLFER KILLED BY FALLING TREE BRANCH
A golfer dies and goes to heaven.
INDLOVU GIN: THE SECRET’S IN THE ELEPHANT DUNG
This is some good shit, I tell you what.
PARTY PEOPLE TELL COPS “PANDEMIC? WHAT PANDEMIC?”
Really? We hadn’t heard.