TAIWANESE LEGALLY CHANGE THEIR LAST NAME TO “SALMON”
For a free dinner.
THE POLAR BEAR HOTEL
Now you can let a polar bear see you naked.
MISS BUMBUM CONTESTANTS PROMOTE VACCINATION IN THE YOU-KNOW-WHERE
I got a haunch where it is.
FRENCH TIME LOSS EXPERIMENT
The French underground.
WOMAN IN LOVE WITH ROLLER COASTER
She sounds loopy.
POLICE SOLVE OLD CASE FROM HALF-EATEN SAUSAGE
A wurst case scenario.
PILOT CRASHES IN AMAZON, SPENDS FIVE WEEKS IN JUNGLE
Bird eggs and wild fruit.
RUSSIAN MMA FIGHTER REGRETS INJECTING VASELINE INTO HIS BICEPS
Bad cosmetic surgery choices.