MAN PUTS EEL UP HIS BUTT TO CURE CONSTIPATION
That’s amore’!
CAT TURNS ON STEREO, CRANKS IT
Cats are jerks.
GIRL GETS $20,000 FOR FINDING A PUFFY DORITO
Diamond in the rough.
OVER-ANXIOUS BUNGEE JUMPER JUMPED TOO EARLY
It’s not something where you want to jump the line.
TREASURE HUNTERS FIND LEGENDARY SUNKEN WHISKEY
♪♫ It’s worth the risk-y / Searching for whiskey / Under the laaaaake… ♫♪
AUSTRALIAN OLYMPIC HORSE JUMPER TESTS POSITIVE FOR COCAINE
The rider, not the horse.
CHINESE CONTEST SEEKS ONLY THE BEST SPERM
“We have a winner!” – Chairman Mao