ARABS TO CENSOR STATUE OF DAVID
Don’t look, Ethel!
LITHUANIAN MAN HAD KILO OF METAL IN STOMACH
Alcohol was not a factor.
AMUSEMENT PARK WEIGHS PATRONS BEFORE GOING ON RIDES
Step on the scale, please.
TURKISH MAN JOINS SEARCH FOR HIMSELF
Turkish daffy.
ARTIST TAKES MUSEUM’S MONEY, RUNS
The art of the con.
CAR FILLS WITH BEES WHILE MAN IS IN STORE
Wimp on the car bee.
AUDIO: CHINESE MAN DIES OF COKE OVERDOSE
Coke adds life?