PLANE PASSENGERS SING BABY SHARK SONG TO SOOTHE CRYING KID
Always remember the heroes of the Dubai-to-Albania flight.
FORK IN THE ROAD STOLEN
That’s just grate.
KID RUNS INTO SLOTH ON COSTA RICA ZIP LINE
L…o…o…k… o…u…t…. f…o…r… t…h…e… s…l….o…t…—
WEIRD CANADIAN CRIME
One toque over the line.
CAMEL BEAUTY CONTEST FINDS A WINNER
Beauty to walk a mile for.
CANCER ANTS
They have been trained to detect it.
MCDONALD’S CLOSES RUSSIAN RESTAURANTS
That’ll show ’em.
AUDIO: SCIENTISTS DECODE PIG GRUNTS
A happy pig is a tasty pig.
THE MAN WITH THE HARPOONED PENIS
Call me Ishmael.