ANOTHER AUSTRALIAN THING THAT WILL KILL YOU: COCKATOOS
Bombing pedestrians with potted plants.
BUDDHIST MONKS TEST POSITIVE FOR METH
High in the Himalayas, and all that.
187 COINS REMOVED FROM MAN’S STOMACH
A change is gonna come.
DOUBLE TROUBLE: TOURISTS HAVE A NICE FALL
Two Thanksgiving vacation stories.
FRENCHMAN LEGALLY ALLOWED TO BE BORING AT WORK
Go team build somewhere else, why don’tcha.
BRITISH WOMAN RESCUED FROM TANNING BED
Well, tan my hide.
T-REX AUCTION CANCELED
Fraud finds a way!
GUY FINDS COMPANY’S $4 MILLION CHECK, GETS BAG OF CANDY AS THANKS
What do you want, a medal?