STORE CLERK ASSAULTED WITH CHOCOLATE BUNNY
A solid chocolate bunny.
FAKE PILOT
But he had a uniform and everything.
UKRAINE SAILOR WHO TOLD RUSSIAN WARSHIP TO “GO F— YOURSELF” AWARDED MEDAL
It’s no “Welcome to earf,” but…
SPACE HOTEL IN THE WORKS
Relax at our space bar!
MEXICAN PRESIDENTIAL PLANE TO HOST PARTIES
Air Force Uno.
RESTAURANT FINDS FULL SET OF DENTURES LEFT BEHIND
Undentured servitude.