FOOTBRIDGE COLLAPSES DURING DEDICATION
Ooo, look at the falls.
IKEA: LET US NAME YOUR BABY
Or, just throw a bunch of random letter together. Same difference.
AUDIO: MUSIC TEACHER DRIVES BEAR AWAY FROM SCHOOL WITH TROMBONE
With 110 cornets close behind.
TURKEY WANTS TO CHANGE ITS NAME
It’s nobody’s business but the Turks.
FISH JUMPS INTO MAN’S THROAT
He got schooled.
BOTH PILOTS FALL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL
“Ladies and gentlement, this is your pilot napping.”
MAN SMEARS MONA LISA WITH CAKE
And it wasn’t even her birthday.
BERMUDA TRIANGLE CRUISE OFFERS REFUND IF SHIP DISAPPEARS
Be there or be square.
MAN SUFFERS AMNESIA AFTER SEX WITH HIS WIFE
Fuhgeddaboudit.
THE INCREDIBLE TWO-HANDED TRANSPLANT
The best transplant ever, hands-down.