WOMAN ACCUSES EX OF USING HER PANTIES TO CAST A CURSE
Cursed underwear makes her unattractive to men.
SNAKE BITES BOY, BOY BITES SNAKE, SNAKE DIES
Circle of life.
AUDIO: WOMAN BREAKS BUNGEE JUMP RECORD
Spring in her step.
AIRPLANE MAKES BATHROOM STOP FOR PASSENGERS
♫ Bilbao Baño, the greatest little bathroom of them all. ♪♫
WOMAN RUNS OVER HERSELF THREE TIMES
Third time’s a charm.
CAR CRUSHED BY SOFA FROM THE SKY
Sofa, so bad.
WOMAN FINDS TWO PYTHONS MATING BEHIND HER MICROWAVE
Cleese and Palin, probably.
WORLD CHEESE AWARDS
This cheese stands alone.
IKEA THREATENS TO SUE VIDEO GAME OVER SIMILARITY
Similarity #1: They both go on forever.
CHINESE MAN WINS LOTTERY, KEEPS IT FROM HIS FAMILY
Doesn’t want them to get complacent.