GIANT FLOATING RESTAURANT, SUFFERING FINANCIAL LOSSES, MYSTERIOUSLY SINKS
I sense foul play.
Everybody wants to take a stand over something.
Actual 1981 slogan: Pepsi’s Got Your Taste For Life!
High crimes.
Schwinnnnnnnn…g
Let’s hotfoot it outta here.
Prices so low, it’ll make your head spin.
Turbulence.