DRUNK DRIVER FLEES CRASH, IS ATTACKED BY EMU
And emu babies.
AUDIO: 75-YEAR-OLD NATURIST SHOOTS PERVERT ON NUDE BEACH
Q: How can you tell who’s the dead pervert on a nude beach? A: It isn’t hard.
YOU COULD BE STUCK IN GREENLAND
Not a bad option lately.
COUPLE FIND OTTER IN THEIR BED
You otter know.
THE BEST RESTAURANTS IN THE WORLD
Don’t worry, you haven’t heard of them.
BRITISH MOVIE THEATERS OFFERING FREE ADMISSION FOR REDHEADS DURING HEATWAVE
It’s for your own safety.