2,500 NAKED PEOPLE POSE FOR PICTURE

Some 2,500 Australians took off their clothes on Saturday to pose for photographic artist Spencer Tunick at Sydney’s Bondi Beach in an effort to raise awareness about skin cancer. Tunick is known for staging mass nude photo shoots at world landmarks. He used a megaphone to direct attendees into several poses on the beach. Afterwards, many took a naked swim in the ocean.
* And yet when I ask people to take their clothes off for a picture, they always call the cops.
* Naked to spotlight skin cancer. That’s like doing a firewalk to raise awareness about foot burns.
* Never have so many people been hanging out hanging out.
* The worst part? 2500 naked people bending over to pick up their clothes.