WOMAN FINDS TWO PYTHONS MATING BEHIND HER MICROWAVE

A woman in Buderim, Australia discovered two carpet pythons mating in her kitchen, behind her microwave oven. The woman noticed her microwave had moved and looked behind it to find the huge snakes – each about 7 feet long – writhing in the throes of passion. She did what any – well, probably what EVERY Australian has done at one time or another: she called a reptile wrangler, who arrived very quickly and relocated the two love birds back out into the bush.
* Behind the microwave? Electricity was in the air!
* So do carpet pythons get carpet burns?
* It’s hard to tell when a snake is feeling romantic ’cause they have no hands to bring flowers.
* Australian snakes take that ”’allo, mate,” thing literally. Step 1: ‘allo. Step 2: mate.