BRITISH MOVIE THEATERS OFFERING FREE ADMISSION FOR REDHEADS DURING HEATWAVE
It’s for your own safety.
JAPAN INTRODUCES THE VERTICAL SLEEP BOX
For the office.
CHINESE MAN’S PET FISH DIES, SO HE EATS IT
A fish called Arowana
BMW CHARGING EXTRA PER-USE FEES TO USE LUXURY FEATURES
BMW = Bring My Wallet
AMERICAN TOURIST FALLS INTO MT. VESUVIUS
Hey! Who put that there?
FAKE CRICKET LEAGUE SCAMS RUSSIANS
Great googly moogly.
GHANA COFFIN MAKERS PROTEST
Tomb it may concern.
PAMPLONA BULL RUN: BULLS 0, HUMANS 6
Sorry, no gorings today.
HUMAN CANNONBALL MISSES NET
Well.. shoot.