FAMILY FINDS PET TORTOISE, LOST FOR 30 YEARS, IN ATTIC
At least tonight we eat.
ANGRY GUEST DRIVES CAR THROUGH CHINESE HOTEL LOBBY
Let’s crash here tonight.
AIRLINE HIRES PET PSYCHIC TO FIND MISSING CAT
I know you’re meowt there somewhere, Tito.
THE MYSTERIOUS CAT SHAVER OF COVENTRY
Less stressful than waxing.
DUTCH SUPERMARKET CREATES SLOW CHECKOUT LANE FOR CHATTY SHOPPERS
Don’t buy ice cream.
WORLD’S BEST RESTAURANT CLOSING
The bears will be happy (see story for details)
AMNESIA MAN DOESN’T KNOW WHO HE IS
Which is kinda the definition of amnesia, right?
AUSTRALIAN SWIMMER ENDS UP WITH POISONOUS OCTOPUS IN HER BIKINI BOTTOMS
As happens to many of us.