UNDERSEA PARTY SUBMARINE
♪♫ Everything’s hotter / Under de water…♫
ELEPHANT ALERTS ZOO TO DROWNING ANTELOPE
Get this thing out of my bathwater!
MAN PROPOSES TO WOMAN AT HER FATHER’S FUNERAL
And what better time, huh?
NORTH KOREA BANS TIGHT JEANS, EAR PIERCING
This will certainly solve all their problems.
HIDDEN MONEY IN NEW BRUNSWICK
That’s loonie.
TRIAL HALTED AFTER MONKEY STEALS EVIDENCE
This one’s a real howler.
FLIGHT RETURNS BECAUSE CO-PILOT WASN’T FULLY CERTIFIED
DON’T TOUCH THAT!