DUMB HEADLINES
Someone thought, “This’ll bring in the readers.”
Someone thought, “This’ll bring in the readers.”
Everybody thinks they’re Bear Grylls.
Pretty much everything.
What isn’t these days, ammirite?
I’m not buyin’ it.
At least it’s not Bella.
An oversensory wonderland!
Miserable experiences.
The headlines that make you go: “Nope.”
Good boy.