FLUFFY COKE
Mmmmmm…sticky.
IS ALEXA FARTING AT YOU?
Alexa, crack a window.
THE WORST MESSAGES TO TEXT ON A DATING APP
1. Send pics 2. Eggplant emoji
EVENING PEOPLE FUNCTION BETTER THAN MORNING PEOPLE
No kidding, pass the coffee.
OUR DUMB KIDS DON’T KNOW CIVICS
Just the kids?
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest one.
GETTING ATTENTION
Hey! HEY!!
WHEN SOMEONE KNOCKS ON THE BATHROOM DOOR
You gonna be awhile?
WHEN DID YOU MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS’ HOUSE?
Hyvästi, ja kiitos kaikesta sillistä.