PUMPKIN SPICE HAIR
Gee, your hair looks delicious.
THE 2024 BULWER-LYTTON AWARDS
The best worst writing.
LEGOS LAST 1,300 YEARS IN THE OCEAN
Says science.
MY LITTLE SECRET
People don’t need to know everything about you.
DUMB HEADLINES
Read them, discuss them, vote for the dumbest.
WEIRD THING YOU BELIEVED AS A KID
Kids are idiots.
THE MOST FUN STATES
Sorry Mississippi, but at least you’re not West Virginia.
CAR TECHNOLOGY THAT PEOPLE HATE
I’ll drive the car myself, thank you.
ADULTS WITHOUT COLLEGE DEGREE LESS LIKELY TO HAVE CLOSE FRIENDS
Great, another reason to pity the poor.
WOMAN HAS PROBLEM WITH CORPORATE EMAIL OVER HER NAME: S. HART
Huhhuhhuh…shart… huh huhhuh huhhuh.