DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, vote for the dumbest one.
SCIENCE: HAVING ATTRACTIVE PARENTS WILL BRING YOU MORE MONEY
C’mon, dad, would it kill you to wear a little eyeliner?
KIDS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS
Oh those kids!
STUDY: APES HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR LIKE HUMANS
Except it’s more evolved.
AVOID THE VALENTINE’S DAY WHOOPIE
Don’t do me like that.
VALENTINE’S DAY: 14TH MOST POPULAR
Behind Hanukkah. Can you believe it?
THE UNWRITTEN RULES OF LIFE
I’m all in on the group text rule.
DON’T WORRY, BE HAPPY, GET MARRIED
Poll says married people are happier.
THE SEXIEST LANGUAGE OF 2024: ITALIAN
Hubba-hubba.
THE 20 HIGHEST-PAYING SIDE HUSTLES FOR A SINGLE DAY OF WORK
Be prepared not to sleep.