WHEN WOMEN TRY TO DECIPHER MEN’S TEXTS: HERMENEUTICS
It’s a hopeless task, ladies.
HOW NOT TO IMPRESS SOMEONE
Handy tips.
THE MOST OVERWHELMING TIME OF THE DAY: 8:15 AM
Gaaaaaahhhh!!!!
KIDS GET BORED IN HALF AN HOUR
Grown ups even sooner, I bet.
BUTT SIZES OF THE WORLD
Hip hips, hooray.
WE SPEND $26 MORE WHEN WE SHOP HUNGRY
And more than that when we’re hangry.
WACKY PET NAMES
Yours is better.
DON’T LEAVE YOUR BUTTER OUT
Now they tell us.
DUMB HEADLINES
It’s tough to pick just one, but please try.
LET’S CATCH UP WITH CURRENT SLANG
Don’t ick that dial!