TOP TEN CAUSES OF DEATH IN AMERICA
The usual suspects.
WHICH COUNTRY SWEARS THE MOST?
U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
CONSUMERS TURNED OFF BY “AI”
Call us when you get it right.
UGLY? YOU’RE GONNA DIE
Sorry, DJs, that’s just the way it is.
THE BEST BEHAVED DOGS
Hot diggety dog!
SURVEY: ONE IN THREE THINK THEY HAVE A MILLION-DOLLAR IDEA
Which is why one third of Americans are millionaires, I guess.
CLOTHES THAT MAKE YOU LOOK SEXIER
A wetsuit?
AUDIO: THE MOST LETHAL JOBS
Spinal Tap drummer.
DUMB HEADLINES
Somebody actually wrote these so we could make fun of them.
THE PERFECT KID’S SONG: RADIO GA GA
Take a hike, Itsy-Bitsy Spider.