MY PARENTS THOUGHT THIS WAS NORMAL
It never was, really.
THE PERFECT KID’S SONG: RADIO GA GA
Take a hike, Itsy-Bitsy Spider.
THE SIX-SECOND KISS
mmmmmMMM-WAHHHHH!!!
FOOD THAT’S MORE HYPE THAN TASTE
There’s nothing worse than a bad cookie.
DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, vote for the dumbest.
NEW A.I. GIMMICK: “FRIEND”
Hello, friendo.
THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE I LIKE IT
Age has its benefits.
ACTS OF MODERN CHIVALRY
Manners, people.