TV SHOWS MY PARENTS WOULDN’T LET ME WATCH
I wish they could stop me from watching the awful Star Wars spinoffs on Disney+.
LIT MADNESS: THE WORST VILLAIN IN ALL OF LITERATURE
Book ‘im, Dano.
HEY – FREE THERAPY!
But how are you feeling?
MOM-IN-LAW GETS BABY NAME TATTOO BEFORE PARENTS EVEN PICK A NAME
Then the parents chose a different name.
STRANGE HAPPENINGS AT THE GYM
Let’s get physical.
DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, have listeners vote for the dumbest one.
STUDY: ATTRACTIVE WORKERS MAKE $20K MORE A YEAR THAN “UNATTRACTIVE” COWORKERS
Well, there goes THAT raise.
MOST OF US LIE TO OUR DENTIST
And that’s the awful tooth.
COCKROACH MILK
Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free, from under the sink.
THE STRANGEST REASONS FOR DIVORCE
“She keeps eating MY food.”