DUMB HEADLINES
Pick one. But only one.
HEY – LET’S DIM THE SUN!
What a great idea!
TEEN SURVEY: EVERYBODY ELSE SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME ON SOCIAL MEDIA
“Not me.” – American teen
KIDS TODAY WILL NEVER KNOW THESE EXPERIENCES
Like they don’t have their own experiences now.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO NICKNAMES?
I don’t know, Sparky.
HATFISHING
What if there aren’t plenty of other fish in the sea?
RED IS THE MOST-RETURNED COLOR
How do you like them apples?
IT’S NOT AS ROMANTIC AS IT SEEMS
You, with the stars in your eyes.
TIME MAGAZINE’S MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE OF 2025
Once again, you missed the cut.
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest.