PET SURVEY – CANCELING PLANS TO STAY HOME WITH YOUR PET
I can’t come in to work today because dog.
I can’t come in to work today because dog.
We were all so dumb once.
Read ’em, have listeners vote for the dumbest.
Man, don’t I know it.
Well, one guy’s, anyway.
Stranger things have happened.
Discuss, decide.
I can see colors!
Mind your manners, folks.