THE WORST STATE IN AMERICA, BASED ON ARBY’S AND NICKELBACK CONCERTS
Also magicians, vapers and Chris Brown fans.
GRADS: DON’T FOLLOW YOUR PASSION. BE SENSIBLE.
Earn a living, why don’tcha?
FLOSSING: A THIRD OF US DO, A THIRD OF US DON’T, A THIRD OF US DO SOMETIMES
Sorry – slow news day. But it’s important, dammit.
DON’T SAY THIS AT WORK
(Oh, go ahead and say some of them.)
A NEW PARENT’S LIFE CAPTURED IN ONE STORE RECEIPT
Diapers, pastry, and booze.
VICTORIA’S SECRET ENDS CATALOGS
They’re not working.
NEW BEN & JERRY’S FLAVOR: EMPOWER-MINT
Social justice through enlightened dessert.
THE WORLD’S MOST BELOVED LANDMARKS
Not at all what you think.