CHEESING THE BABY

This weekend’s internet trend is Cheesing the Baby. It all began when Twitter user @unclehxlmes uploaded a short clip of his little brother – a baby, sitting in a highchair – as someone – presumably UncleHxlmes – tosses a slice of yellow Kraft cheese onto his face, and because it’s Kraft cheese, it sticks. The clip took off, and suddenly everybody was cheesing some unsuspecting toddler. It’s weird, it’s wacky, and it doesn’t make the kids cry.
(example here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOOcoCba7MQ)
* Yeah – until someone uses a brick of manchego.
* It’s funny, because it’s the equivalent of the Three Stooges getting hit in the face with a pie. Or a shovel.
* Also, it’s a quick and easy way of finding out if your baby is lactose intolerant.
* This is part of the Democrats’ plan to train people from birth to expect to be entitled to free stuff.
* If you don’t have and Kraft American slices, can you just sprinkle some Parmesan on them?