RED VS. WHITE WINE DRINKERS

National Wine Day is Saturday, May 25. A wine storage company called Coravin commissioned a survey of 2,000 Americans to find the differences in personality traits between those who drink red wine to those who prefer white.
Red Wine Drinkers:
– Wake up early
– Introverts
– Prefer dogs to cats
– Like jazz music
– Are adventurous, humble and organized
– Believe they are a wine aficionado
White Wine Drinkers:
– Night owls
– Extroverts
– Prefer cats to dogs
– Like punk music
– Are curious, sarcastic and perfectionists
– Are less likely to consider themselves a wine aficionado.
* Wow. They really hit everything right on the head, huh?
* Red wine drinkers who wake up early obviously aren’t drinking enough wine.
* If you prefer pink wines, like White Zinfandel and White Merlot, Coravin suggests you get some therapy.
* Never ask wine drinkers to answer a survey like this. They’re drunk.