AUDIO: AMERICANS FAIL CITIZENSHIP TEST
President Ben Franklin would be disappointed.
WHERE AMERICANS SPEND THE BIG BUCKS
Toilet paper and coffee
NO ONE EATS THREE MEALS A DAY ANYMORE
No kidding. Have you been to Walmart?
MAC-AND-CHEESE CANDY CANES
Also, pickle flavored.
THE MOST SEX-CRAZED STATE
Rhode Island, you horny little devil.
BRIDEZILLA SENDS WEDDING RULES
“Come with gift $75 or more or you won’t be admitted.”
PRE-SEX RITUAL
Who answers these surveys?
LAWN MOWER PARENTS
Mowing all obstacles out of their kid’s way.