GUY GAVE GIRLFRIEND A LIST OF RULES
A woman from West Yorkshire, England, says she she split up with a boyfriend who demanded she follows 12 strict rules while on a trip with her friends. Zoe Scholefield posted that she was at the Nass Music Festival back in July when her boyfriend sent the instructions via text. After she listed the rules that he sent, she wrote that she dumped the guy because he cheated on her. Here is the list of rules:
1) Don’t dance like a slag like in reflex.
2) Don’t get too drunk.
3) No boys and if anyone comes up to you and talks to you, you tell them you have a boyfriend.
4) Look after your drink at all time to make sure no one puts owt in it.
5) Stick with your friends all the time.
6) No one but you 4 in your room besides (a male friend), but he can’t sleep.
7) You can’t go in anyone else’s room.
8) You let me know everything that happens and be ready to explain stories.
9) Always send me photos of front and back of what you are wearing so I can approve and say whether or not I think you should wear it.
10) Even when I’m asleep text me to tell me things so I can see in the morning.
11) If you find the time call me or Face Time me, but let me know in advance.
12) If you can, I want a video of room before you sleep to prove no one else is there and you are off to sleep.
* I think all of us would benefit from not dancing like a slag.
* Control freak? More of a control jerk.
Note – Just for comparison, last October was the story of the list of rules a GIRL made up for her GUY. The list was found in a used car by the man who bought it.
Those rules:
You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)
You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere public)
You are NOT to go to Honda without me
You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
You are NOT to look at a single girl
If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
Mo is to NOT hang out (with) us every time we hang out
You are NOT to ask for h–d
You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again
You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you
I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please
If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house
If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over
If I catch you around girls I kill you
You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!
We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least
If I say jump you say “how high princess”
You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you’re not messing around
You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back








