A 10-YEAR-OLD’S CHRISTMAS LIST

A man with the Twitter handle @A_Johnson412 posted a picture of his daughter’s Christmas list with the caption, “My 10-year-old daughter must be out of her mind with this Christmas list.” Someone did the math and totaled it up to over $10,000, but it feels closer to $20,000.
– iPhone 11
– Air pods
– MacBook Air
– A real bunny
– Hydra Flask
– Clothes
– Make up
– Pink Pumas
– Gucci slides sandals
– Chanel purse
– Perfume
– Essential oil
– American Girl car
– New shoes
– Earrings/jewelry
– Checkered Vans
– Go Pro
– Pink Duck tape
– Glue, food coloring and laundry detergent
– Clothes for bunny
– 4,000 dollars
– LOL Dolls camper
– LOL Dolls Big Sister
– LOL Doll Big Sister
– New Sheets and cover
– Alarm clock
* Oh, I’m sorry – this is the Goop Christmas Catalogue.
* You can tell she’s just at that age between daddy’s little girl and teen psycho.
* “Glue, food coloring and laundry detergent”? Don’t let that kid near your washing machine.
* I feel bad for the bunny. I don’t think the bunny part is going to end well.
* I’d spring for the alarm clock, so she can wake up early for that job to buy all this crap herself.