THE MOST POPULAR CAR COLOR IN THE WORLD: WHITE
We are a boring species.
TOY HALL OF FAME WINNERS ANNOUNCED
Matchbox cars, coloring book and Magic: The Gathering.
LATE VALENTINE’S TEXT MESSAGES JUST NOW RECEIVED
Glitch in the Matrix.
WOMAN GETS CALL FROM WAYFAIR WHILE SHE’S ON THEIR WEBSITE SHOPPING
“Need any help, sweetie?”
OKAY, BOOMER
Move over, grampa.
THE PURPLE SHAMPOO CHALLENGE
How to waste $10 without even trying.
LADIES: CELEBRATE YOUR MUSTACHE
Nurse Diesel: ahead of her time.
LOUSY CORPORATE GIFTS
Quail?
AUDIO: SOMEONE CHANGED THE ALPHABET SONG
Vowel movement.
TRICK-OR-TREAT JOKE-TELLING
A skeleton walks into a bar.