THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Teen Contortionist Loves to Do Her Homework in Incredible Positions”
2. “There’s a Flying Autonomous Robot That’s Better at Picking Fruit Than You”
3. “Meet The Man Who Walks Across Entire Countries In A Straight Line”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Do Chicken Sexers Still Exist And Why?”