THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Would You Eat Bald Eagle Meat That Was Grown In A Lab?”
2. “Why Does Fear Make Us Horny? (* I’m afraid I don’t know the answer to that.)”
3. “We Asked Three Mathematicians To Calculate The Shape Of A Pringle”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Here Are Some Helpful Tips To Get Rid Of Phlegm”