THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Can Hamburger Buns Keep Your Pipes From Freezing?”
2. “Panasonic Made A Moody, Farting Robot That Looks Like A Cat In A Sock”
3. “Danish Woman Says She Won’t Shave Mustache Or Trim Unibrow Just To Land A Man”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Nuns Break Rules To Attend Exorcism”