THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “The Impassioned Performance Artist Who’s Dancing His Way Through Pandemic Pressures”
2. “Has Butter Gotten Harder In Canada?”
3. “Conservationists Plead With Public To Stop Milking Psychedelic Toads”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Should You Add Cheetos to Your Macaroni?”