YOUR BIGGEST FEAR AS A KID
Boo.
BEER DRINKERS EXERCISE MORE
Obviously.
30% HAVE SEEN THEIR NEIGHBOR NAKED
42% have seen a neighbor cry.
WHICH CARS DO BIRDS POOP ON THE MOST?
This survey is the shit, baby.
WOULD YOU LET A COMPANY SPONSOR YOUR WEDDING?
This wedding brought to you by Jiffy Lube.
SHOCK STUDY: MEN START MORE ARGUMENTS THAN WOMEN
Who can argue with that?
ADVICE FOR TEENS
Listen up, kids.
DUMB HEADLINES
Real headlines. Real dumb headlines.
AUDIO: NEW TREND: SONS STAY HOME WHILE MOMMY WORKS
A boy’s best friend is his m-m-mother.
YOUR PARENTS’ BIZARRE RULE
Your parents are nuts.