OLYMPIC NEWS FOR FRIDAY, FEB 20
Leaf blowers, declined credit cards and drunk reporters!
GOING TO BED AT THE SAME TIME = HAPPIER MARRIAGE
Do you have to be in the same room?
OLYMPIC NEWS FOR THURSDAY, FEB 19
DQ’d Ukrainian gets big bonus; Olympic knit wits.
MOST/LEAST EXPENSIVE GROCERY STORES
But you already know this.
DUMB HEADLINES
Flat-out stupid headlines. Vote for the dumbest.
OLYMPIC NEWS FOR WEDNESDAY, FEB 18
w/audio of Colin Jost on a bobsled!
THE WEIRDEST THING MY DOCTOR EVER SAID TO ME
What’s up, docs?
OLYMPIC NEWS FOR TUESDAY, FEB 17
Big boots. Big skis. Luge love.