CORPORATE APRIL FOOLS JOKES
Har.
DOGS ARE BORN WITH “HUMAN-LIKE” SOCIAL SKILLS
“Pass the puppy chow, if you would be so kind.”
PROUD OF THE LITTLE THINGS
Good for you.
CHRIST, WE’RE OLD
I… I don’t think I can go on.
OUTRAGEOUS BALLPARK FOOD
Step up to the plate.
IT’S TOO EXPENSIVE TO BUY ANYMORE
Things are tough all over.
DUMB HEADLINES
Someone thought, “This’ll bring in the readers.”
SURVEY: SURVIVING IN THE WILDERNESS
Everybody thinks they’re Bear Grylls.
IT USED TO BE FUN
Pretty much everything.
POLL: WHAT IS MORALLY WRONG?
What isn’t these days, ammirite?