THE MOST UNDERRATED CHRISTMAS GIFT
The thing you didn’t know you needed.
SURVEY: GUESTS FOR THE HOLIDAYS
Just say no. Blame the tariffs.
WHEN DID YOU REALIZE ADULTS DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING?
Nobody knows anything, really.
WE WILL EAT 2,000 CALORIES AT THANKSGIVING DINNER
Breaking news: people eat a lot.
TOP TEN THINGS AMERICANS SHOPLIFT MOST OVER THE HOLIDAYS
Mmmm…gourmet chocolate.
MOST SINFUL CITIES OF 2025
Oh, like Denver thinks it’s so special.
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY, BY PRE-SCHOOLERS
1. Catch a turkey.
SCIENTISTS TRACE KISSING BACK 21 MILLION YEARS
Kisstory: The History of Kissing.
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest.
THE MOST ADDICTIVE FOODS
#1: Pizza