YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO IT
There’s no law about it.
THIS YEAR’S COST OF THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS: $51,476.12
Yeah, everything’s been going up.
WHAT I DID FOR MONEY
Ouch! Fork stab!
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No surprises here.
THE MOST DANGEROUS CHRISTMAS STATES
A state of inebriation?
UNINTENTIONALLY TRAINING YOUR PETS
The little beggars.
STUDY: WHERE WE MOVED TO, WHERE WE MOVED FROM
So long, suckers.
THE BEST-SELLING CLASSIC ROCK ALBUMS OF 2025
Anyway, here’s Tom Petty.
THE COST OF COOKIES FOR SANTA: $8.44
Make your own cookies, tubbo.
THE WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS
What is wrong with grandparents?