THE LONG-LIVED LIE
The danger of always trying to please your kids.
BEST QUALITY IN A PARTNER: ABILITY TO COOK
Step it up, men.
FUNNY PET NAMES
Woofi Goldberg.
AMERICAN SOCCER NOW MORE POPULAR THAN—- JESUS—- BASEBALL????
I blame the Colorado Rockies.
NEW GADGETS AT THE CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW, PART 4
Science marches on.
WHICH HOBBIES ATTRACT THE JERKS?
This was supposed to be fun.
DUMB HEADLINES
There will be no shortage of dumbness in 2026.
NEW GADGETS AT THE CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW, PART 3
The lollipop you can hear through your teeth!
IT WAS A LUXURY ITEM, TODAY IT’S WORTHLESS
It seemed like a good idea at the time.