WHAT I DID FOR MONEY

A website called BoredPanda asked people what they have done for money. Some of the responses:
– In fifth grade my brother took $20 to let a kid stab him in the hand with a fork.
– My sister used to pay me 10 cents a minute to be her personal foot rest as she watched TV.
– I let a medical researcher inject me with saltwater so he could record how much pain I was in. Twice.
– Biked 500 miles across Wisconsin to raise money for AIDS research and victims. I thought I broke my vajayjay.
– Signed up for a site that pays you to read articles, visit pages and download stuff. I ended up earning $5 and giving my computer so many viruses I had to buy a new one.
– I was drunk at a karaoke bar in Sydney running around the hallways for some reason. Two 30-something women told me they needed a stripper for their friend’s birthday and they’d give me $200. So I walk into this brightly-lit karaoke room with 15-20 women sitting around. I got naked, sang Radio Gaga to a wall of camera flashes, made a speech and got the [bleep] out of there.
* First of all, yes, that must be one bored panda.
* No responses from past contestants on “Fear Factor”?
* Wow. I only WISH the kids in school who stabbed me with forks had paid me.
* Let’s see … the craziest thing I did for money was get a job.
* That’s not what you were looking for, was it?
* PHONE TOPIC: How far have you gone to earn money? Keep it clean.