What do you call underwear that can teleport you into another dimension?
Stranger Thongs.
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THURSDAY, Sept 24 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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ITALIAN POLICE FIND $3.5 MILLION HIDDEN IN APARTMENT WALLS
They’ll never think to look there.
DUMB HEADLINES
Actual dumb headline. Have listeners vote for the dumbest.
COYOTE VS. ACME MAKES $100 MILLION
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SAMSUNG SENDS FIRMWARE UPDATE THAT BRICKS THEIR REFRIGERATORS
Stopped them cold. Or, rather, warm.
AUDIO: WENDY’S RELEASES EMO ALBUM
Wendy’s of Suburbia.
LAWSUIT: SIX FLAGS ROLLER COASTER CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE
Yet Disney walks free despite “It’s a Small World.”